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Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there's another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?
Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the "no slime" definition.
Clams have a "foot" that they use to move around with sometimes.
Turtle isn't slimy
I'd put the slime as "probably". Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don't generate it.
Frog should be slime=probably
Turtle should be slime=maybe
And tortoise would be slime=no
A house
A flooded stilt house.
Came here to say this exactly. And I'm thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?
Certain coral species, maybe?
Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I've never heard the same for legless lizards
Edit: Apparently I misread the meaning of house in this graph
Snake no is house
House doesn't mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.