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[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

My family has an elegant solution: we all sleep in the same bed (there's only two of us).

[โ€“] scholar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

You and the cat