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Not MAGA they are not. My dad hates fire fighters and says taxes should not pay for them. I don't know why he loathe them but he brought it up a few times. I am sure sone right wing shit he listens to today told him so.
Is Crassus your neighbor?
Hope he likes expensive homeowners premiums. That's what you get without a good local fire department.
Damn, someone hurl a molotov cocktail right quick.
What an ass, he should fry the turkey indoors this year
And remember: the skin will never crisp right unless you drop the bird in still frozen!
Ok, I guess it doesn't carry across cult spectrums, but isn't that almost the rule for cults?