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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[โ€“] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Right!?! But the lemon has to be unpeeled and whole. Chomp down like it's a granny smith.

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Ppl will bewilderedly wonder "Where did they get that lemon from?? They don't have a briefcase, or a backpack, and it would have been very noticeable in a pocket ..."