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[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

Signed: just some (autistic) guy

[โ€“] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

So, basically, yout requirements are 1. breathes 2. watches anime