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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Which is totally nothing like women wanting a man that's 6ft+ tall and makes at least high 6 figures a year minimum and already owns an expensive car and a very nice house.....

It's odd don't you think, that in the end most of us can find someone that makes us happy with no care about specific physical traits or money. It appears that only the truly damage humans can't wake up from that pipe dream.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But there’s a whole points system that scientifically explains why those women aren’t even good enough for you and should be happy to pair up with a man who goons to hentai instead of having a social life.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

They should be more appreciative of nice guys smh

/j

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

To be honest, she would be there for them if the beta losers that are our rulers didn't think it was a good idea to give them rights in order to take advantage of having more voters because demoncrazy

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

Signed: just some (autistic) guy

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

So, basically, yout requirements are 1. breathes 2. watches anime

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Be the girls you want to see in the world.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

We don't kink shame

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, you can become one any time, so you can be someone else's big tiddy goth gf.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would like to know what the dude should look like to pull a btgg. Just out of curiosity

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can confirm this is me fr, gave up on finding love years ago

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Don't, just look at other countries. Latinas are best in my opinion, energy for the soul.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My checklist:

[ ] Must like me
[ ] Don’t be bigoted

Maybe I’m asking too much

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

How do they do that? Nobody knows.

Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

That is so oddly specific but also rings true

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 157 points 2 days ago (4 children)

But I'm the main character

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like people expecting a working democracy and thinking that it is enough to vote.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is actually the case, yes.

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

yup people need to have stakes in being governed by the system to have an incentive to improve it, if they are too out of touch, then their only incentive would be their safety.

[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This is pretty reducing of the yellow jacket movement but I don't expect mainstream media to have covered that properly.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Meh, I don't like big tits.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yup that fixes everything about this.

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[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 99 points 2 days ago (5 children)

my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:

[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In my experience. Goth or Alt girls won’t like you cuz you’re muscly.

Source, a skinny person who’se got some history in those circles.

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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (32 children)

I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago

Also, are we talking about being at home, or going out on a date with the guy? If she's chilling at home of course she's gonna be in fucking sweatpants. Do you expect her to look like a TikTok influencer 24/7? Hell, even if it was an outing, if you're going to a regular, mom-and-pop diner or some shit, I also wouldn't expect someone to dress mega fancy, especially if you're already with them.

But yeah, don't wear a plain ass T-shirt and shorts to a nice date and expect your partner to always be ready to model for a fashion brand...

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (12 children)

If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not a fan of the body shaming

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Oh come on, the post is literally about liking slim-waisted, big-titted women, and you complain about someone implying being overweight is not attractive?

is that what the post is about? liking these things? check again bud

[–] SaintNyx@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seen a lot of men like this with the "ideals" except they have a good job and think it's a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who's smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their ✨shining personality ✨? Don't worry ladies this alpha nice guy's on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!

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[–] Hatsune_Miku@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (8 children)
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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 79 points 2 days ago

Well in return I can be a big tiddy bf who watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be her mom and her therapist

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see.

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