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At 18 a guy in our group started dating a 19 year old. Another guy gave her shit about robbing the cradle to annoy her, which worked. To get him to stop driving the joke into the ground, I said, "Dude stop it. She's not robbing the cradle." She relaxed. "He's robbing the grave."
Damn, brutal.