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Wow. That looks violently delicious.
It looks practically pregnant with murderous potential
That looks very unhealthy. I want it.
Have you seen what most of us Americans eat!?
Hey, everything in moderation, including moderation
Please don't moderate my moderation!
Just balance it out with some AG1
I have never tasted a meatball that size that wasn't poorly cooked.
and the ones that I haven't tasted but have seen looked dry as fuck
I am skeptical
Feels like some old fart just didn't feel like rolling 30 balls, so makes 4 instead and calls it marketing. And probably Gordon Ramsay restaurant show levels of delusion about how "everyone loves it".
I don't want to imagine that cereal mascot
I do
They should put a popsicle stick in it and sell it at food trucks.
Deep fried.
Billion dollar idea here.