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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did he type the furiously on to the keyboard? No? Then it's not hacking.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have seen like 2 movies where the hacker just ran a script and danced around the room until the progress bar got to the top, then he hit a couple inputs and ran another script and went back to dancing. It was so surreal to see something so much closer to real than the feverish hammering in a keyboard.

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

ah yeah, I'm always dancing when hacking gov systems

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Hoimo@ani.social 1 points 1 week ago

There's also The Core where the hacker says "yea, I can do it", demands unlimited hot pockets and all of Xena Warrior Princess on VHS, then locks himself up in his room.,

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Classic! Sometimes I call it up just to enjoy that feeling.