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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Serial child rape? Yeah, everybody wants to know that so that we can ~~judge him fairly~~ hopefully finally have a bipartisan reason to bury him that the GOP can't defend or dodge anymore.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

The GOP official policy is that they are in favor of everything that Trump does, so at this point they’re just waiting to find out all of the specific, nauseating things that they stand for. I’m sure they’re just quivering with anticipation.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They'll find the mental gymnastics, trust.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Trump gets GOP elected due to his popularity

In the political parties don't actually represent the people