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"No thank you"??? Tf do you mean, what do you think fuckoff big blue whales do?
Pissing down into a body of water is one of life's subtle joys, and you poo-poo the prospect of pooping into one?
but then my neighbor yells at me to get out of his pool.
at that height you're never going to get satisfying laminar flow. it's gonna just turn into mist.
But no chance of the Candiru swimming up the urethra.
You reminded me of yet another childhood fear that ended being not really as much of a threat in my daily life as I had worried.
I'd be fine standing and pissing into it, but I think I'd get a little uncomfortable sitting down.