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Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children (www.theatlantic.com)

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

how they solve their food shortage

Oh hey, they could actually solve an additional problem at the same time! Just send all their extra kids to hunt all their invasive species. Lionfish are tasty and I'll bet bermese python taste like chicken. Sure, not every kid is going to survive the hunt, but now there's more food for everyone! And remember, killing two birds with one stone (so to speak).

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Match of the century:

Unwanted children vs hordes of feral boars / superpigs.