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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (2 children)

He could have done it all in Katz's Deli, opened 1888. At that point, the house band could've been rocking out on Zildjian cymbals that were already 250+ years old.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Now you're telling me that Dracula keeps Kosher??

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Consuming blood is not kosher!

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Well Katz's doesn't serve blood. Clearly he's there for a delicious corned beef sandwich.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

It's actually why he sucks the blood out first like that.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

the house band could’ve been rocking out on Zildjian cymbals that were already 250+ years old.

Yeah, the mehter takımı would have gone hard. What is this, Yahşi batı?