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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)

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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Kirk Slider

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

I keep trying to find the spot where it doesn’t look fake and I can’t!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He looks kinda normal at 120%.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

That's because 120% is just Adam Driver

You've got to get to like 85% before it starts being unbelievably small