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[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tell that to all the innocent law enforcement who looked at that last casing and became gay! How are they supposed to break this news to their wives and children?? Seriously, do they have to actually stop abusing them while they say it, or can they piecemeal it between blows? And what if they're drunk?? Does that mean they can't properly acknowledge to their family that they're gay and become double gay????

[โ€“] P1k1e@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Those damn gays and their gay spores! How are straight people supposed to be in love anymore!?