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Keystone Kash Pays Baffling Tribute to Kirk: ‘See You in Valhalla’ (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 85 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ahh yes the warrior Kash Patel who never served in the military, praising Charlie Kirk as a warrior who also never served in the military.

Can they just be fucking normal for once? Just say I'll see you in heaven. There that's it, and you get to pander to your base.

Might as well have said see you in Sto'Vo'Kor.

Oh also,

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago

BiHnuch, please

Their ashes will pave the road to Gre'thor. The cowardly and the damned will tread upon them for an eternity of suffering.