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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's got enough money to retire in luxury forever. Why is he still trying to be relevant? Fucking egomaniacs will be the end of us all.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe he's thinking about getting into politics. Feels like it's time.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 19 hours ago

If we're looking for comedians to run for office, can we get Doug Stanhope instead, please?