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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was the operation a success?

[–] Endmaker@ani.social 88 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

and the patient came too, no harm !

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

That's why the doctor needs the practise.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

He could've done it in 2 minutes if they'd just allow him to fuck inside the OR.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

That poor nurse... With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.