propane property president... pink
I out of good words :(
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Probably better in your ass than your mouth.
Why can’t some people resist putting things in every orifice? There’s gotta be some innate drive to do this. Does anyone here relate? What’s the attraction? I want to understand. Seeing weird-shaped things is clearly appealing somehow.
If we weren't all disgusting horny animals at our core just looking for a hole to jam ourselves into or to jam stuff into our holes, there wouldn't be 8+ billion of us.
All our ancestors who were squeamish about inserting new things into every orifice eventually starved and died off.
Can confirm. Not squeamish per se, but not interested in putting things into any holes (other than food in mouth, and even that’s a pretty weak drive) and I’m definitely not passing on my shit genes, so.
Hey I see something I'm going to try to fit in my ass, my mouth or both and it's perfectly natural.
I can vibe with that.
I guess my question is more about the ‘challenge’ objects. Like I get wanting to put things places, but it’s the stuff that lands you in YouTube compilations due to ‘misadventure’, that clearly looked risky, that gets me.
Putting the OP bottles in places, or getting your nuts trapped in the slats of a park bench such that the fire department has to remove them, things like that.
It happens to the best of us and sometimes squirrel nuts too.
I found that distressing. I’m gonna assume OP manhandled that dude’s nuts after filming for my own sanity.
Maybe he just left the little guy hanging.
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