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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?

[–] parody 7 points 11 hours ago

Why are there so many image search results for orange juice lightbulb

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Who the heck puts orange juice inside lightbulbs?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 15 hours ago

Judging by the labels? New Yorkers 🤷

[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 7 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Why can’t some people resist putting things in every orifice? There’s gotta be some innate drive to do this. Does anyone here relate? What’s the attraction? I want to understand. Seeing weird-shaped things is clearly appealing somehow.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 13 hours ago

All our ancestors who were squeamish about inserting new things into every orifice eventually starved and died off.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

If we weren't all disgusting horny animals at our core just looking for a hole to jam ourselves into or to jam stuff into our holes, there wouldn't be 8+ billion of us.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Hey I see something I'm going to try to fit in my ass, my mouth or both and it's perfectly natural.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I can vibe with that.

I guess my question is more about the ‘challenge’ objects. Like I get wanting to put things places, but it’s the stuff that lands you in YouTube compilations due to ‘misadventure’, that clearly looked risky, that gets me.

Putting the OP bottles in places, or getting your nuts trapped in the slats of a park bench such that the fire department has to remove them, things like that.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It happens to the best of us and sometimes squirrel nuts too.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I found that distressing. I’m gonna assume OP manhandled that dude’s nuts after filming for my own sanity.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe he just left the little guy hanging.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–] obre@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

whose bright idea was this?

[–] artifex@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago

Bring back old-school Orangina!

[–] Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What happens if you screw it in and turn on the power?

[–] molten@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Depends. Probably nothing spectacular. At best you'll get a "pop" an OJ-glass explosion and a breaker needs to be switched back on. More likely nothing. Shake it up first if you're gonna try it

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I think the tip is not connected so there won't be a reaction. If both electrodes are touching the juice (unlikely), it may start to boil (and chemically react via electrolysis) and break the glass but the breaker will almost certainly pop before then. Strange that I can't find videos of people doing it.

My grandpa used to have a vodka one, and it specifically warned about a fire hazard if powered...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have the 100 watt flavor?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 14 hours ago

Hey only what you see here, pal.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 13 hours ago

Electro-Lights

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Do NOT tell the 1 man 1 jar guy about this

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 1 points 11 hours ago

I've heard we have taste buds in our ass, wanna test it?

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 7 points 16 hours ago

Somebody’s going to wind up in the ER over these.

Flared bases, people!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Meth users need their vitamin C too.