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Can't fathom calling a 28 year old a hag π
It's a similar joke to calling 30-yos boomers
You haven't seen the 28 year olds Anon dates
They're 48 in crackhead years.
Meth does some wild shit to a personβs looks but heroin addicts can look just as fucking gnarly
Late-stage brainrot
My man just wants to fuck children.