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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (4 children)

When did we as a society give up on the "½ X +7" minimum dating age formula?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When we decided to mind our own business and stop moralizing other people’s relationships based on our personal feelings.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 10 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Exactly, this "rule" is really just equivalent to other forms of snake oil there is. It is baseless and completely made up.

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Found Leo's account.

Seriously though why so hostile about this? Of course it's made up, it's a general rule of thumb, and it describes whether people are likely to look at a couple and say, "ew".

[–] yogsototh@programming.dev 2 points 10 hours ago

One day I mentionned this rule while having a dinner with friends. One of them was a woman I met fir the first time.

It turned out his husband was way older than this rule allowed when they met. And now that the rule is fine, she didn’t felt bad about her husband.

Seriously, I felt so shitty. Let people loves who they love without discrimination as long as this is consensual between adults.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

That's because it's all based on assumptions and projected morals. Commonly treated as a ultimate truth not as a "rule of thumb" as it is destined to be - hostility is built in this "rule".

In general, this rule essentially dictates the ethics of independent people. Because of this there is no description, it's a requirement to say "ew".

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It matches experiences, if you read the other replies.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

I don't quite agree with the replies. The statement "it matches experiences" is baseless as stated in my other reply.

In general, experience ≠ age. This is because experience is influenced by various physical factors such as opportunities, learning environments, etc. Not exactly by age.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What's interesting is this rule apparently originated from the early 1900s.

https://lemmy.zip/comment/21531881

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Ah, so "half your age plus seven" wasn't the low end, it was the target.

That certainly re-frames things.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Probably about the time that we decided that a certain age means you're an adult and can, in fact, make decisions for yourself

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Just FYI, this rule falls apart after a certain age (in the 60s or 70s).

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He's like 80 or so.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, "no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else." Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it's not cheating!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta look after your ticker if you're going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.

[–] malware@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

Condolences indeed, he's still alive.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Sigh, ain’t that the truth.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 34 points 1 day ago

I mean, once you're both above 30 who fucking cares

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Nah I think it holds up. Bill Belichick, 73, was in the news for dating a 24 year old and it's not only creepy and gross, but also like she's taking advantage of him by inserting herself into his interviews.

If he were dating a 43 year old, I don't think anyone would be nearly as concerned.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago

Duh. Who cares how much older one grampa is from another

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

After that age, the older party is essentially a lottery ticket

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

laughs in Medicaid