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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope you keep your cats inside now.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sadly, they are long gone :(

But this was a house with a nice, large back yard that they were pretty much safe in.

I now live abroad and my lease does not allow for pets.

I would love to have cats again, but to find a flat that allows them is rare. When last I searched for a flat, I got 48 results matching my criteria. I checked the box for 'allows pets' and... 0 results.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Glad you kept your cats safe. Shame that so many landlords are so stingy about pets. Cats are relatively low maintenance compared to dogs. Maybe somewhere out there is a landlord that isn't such a hardass. Here's to hoping, lol.