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[–] Photuris@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I’m probably older than most of you here.

I remember having four distinct seasons when I was a kid.

We had spring and fall. And they lasted about as long as summer and winter did.

Now, we only have two seasons here where I live: hot and humid as fuck, and cold and wet. That’s it. We might enjoy one week of pleasant temperatures between these two states, if we’re lucky.

So we have that, and Fascism. The future is so awesome.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Over here it's like "We're in Winter", then we have 3 days of insane cold, 5 days of absurd heat, 2 days of non stop raining so half the city is flooded, repeat, mix and match at will.

hell.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

this is winter in my

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When I lived with my parents I used to leave my bedroom window open throughout the year so that my cats could get in and out.

It bothered my mom, every time she walked past my room she'd complain that it felt like an arctic breeze coming out of there. I'd have my door propped open just a bit for the cats to pass through.

Man... I loved it. I would bundle up in some nice, thick blankets and pull one over my head but I'd be on the edge of the pillow with just my nose sticking out for fresh air.

Winter > summer sleeping any time.

And those mosquitoes... I'd be up early hours of the morning hunting them down. Ceiling fan did little to stop them from feasting on me.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope you keep your cats inside now.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sadly, they are long gone :(

But this was a house with a nice, large back yard that they were pretty much safe in.

I now live abroad and my lease does not allow for pets.

I would love to have cats again, but to find a flat that allows them is rare. When last I searched for a flat, I got 48 results matching my criteria. I checked the box for 'allows pets' and... 0 results.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Glad you kept your cats safe. Shame that so many landlords are so stingy about pets. Cats are relatively low maintenance compared to dogs. Maybe somewhere out there is a landlord that isn't such a hardass. Here's to hoping, lol.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to Reno mid October and I don't know if it will be hot or cold there, by then. Over here, it's fucking hot as shit right up until Halloween.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Reno is high desert. Expect it to be cold overnight, days could be either/or.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The choice to move north is always an option 💁🏽‍♂️ let us southerners have our heat 💀