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Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/36200280

Looks like Jesus took the wheel.

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[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Turns out they didn't have planes 2000 years ago. Oops.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 days ago

It's "Jesus take the WHEEL" not "Jesus take the YOKE"