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Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’ (www.wired.com)

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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or just simply: "Smart glasses, activate live nude filter for that blonde ordering coffee"

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And when the person beside you catches a glimpse: "Sorry, seems like there are some WiFi issues"

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Nah, a slight flick of the wrist and it’s your todo list.