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[–] sramder@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So reading between the lines meta’s end game is: “Smart glasses, make me star in a porno with the blond in line over there ordering a coffee… and uh, make it extra filthy!”

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would she want an extra filthy coffee?

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I’ve long needed a proper name for my breakfast drink… I believe I have just found it. You, sir, are both a scholar and a gentleman!

For reference:

  • 6-9 shots of espresso
  • 1 shot Disaronno
  • 1 shot Kahlúa
  • 47g sugar
  • As much coco as I can get on a spoon Ehhhh… call it an 8mm cream top (never measured and I’m not sure a standard exists)
  • ~240ml of steamed whole milk
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's pretty on brand considering Facebook started with a Hot or Not feature.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean… if the movie was accurate it started as Zuckerberg’s personal spank-bank.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And people think Facebook has more credibility then 4chan...

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I watched that doc too and I wish homie all the best in his new career as a fontographer.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or just simply: "Smart glasses, activate live nude filter for that blonde ordering coffee"

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And when the person beside you catches a glimpse: "Sorry, seems like there are some WiFi issues"

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Nah, a slight flick of the wrist and it’s your todo list.