Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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Admirable (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am glad you see me for who I really am. I am, as you say, a luminous being. A gift to humanity. A true treasure. More humble than a humble sandwich.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Is there more than one of you? I feel a planet of 8 billion crass fleshapoids with their mouths and bellies and secondary sexual characteristics imprinted in their brains is a very sad place to live in.

We need more discorporate energy beings like you, then we can commence burning down museums with all those statues of nudes, such objectification shall be illegal in the reign of Spirit the First.

I think the best I can do is become a Skoptsy. Will I ever be good enough for you, Oh Powerful Mind? My feeble flesh frame trembles in shame at your mere presence!

Anyhow I think I'll go download some fat tit porn and rub one out before going for a walk.