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[–] ksh@aussie.zone 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Only on a Friday after 4:59pm

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 35 points 3 days ago

You can generally tell how well a push has gone by looking at your phone at 9pm on the Friday nights.

If there's no missed calls, it's gone well.

If there's two or three figures worth of missed calls, then it's gone really well and it's just been people wanting to congratulate you on how well it's gone.

Either way, a Monday task.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"The desire of the IT staff to have a free weekend motivates for less buggy code. That is why we deploy friday afternoon"

Some economist probably.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
if date > next_monday:
    [entire rest of patch]
[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago
if date > 2025-10-06:
    [summon another wise-ass on 2025-10-07]
[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

In the first half I was thinking there's no way this would actually be said by anyone in a company, how could this even make sense, then you got me in the last line, thst would actually be said by someone in a company.