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Going on 22 days waiting for a firewall rule change so I can pull containers from the enterprise GitHub enlistment.
I've had discussions with 4 different OUs. Not one of them has been able to tell me why the firewall is different for this VM. There is no way for me to see the state of each and compare.
That's literally my dream job. I'd spend my day walking around carrying folders and looking extremely busy. Once a day I'd send a "per my last email" email just to make it look like I'm actively trying to get shit done.
Yeah, it is pretty great!
I'm building software to bridge an in house legacy system and a CLI program. It has 1 partial restful API endpoint (no delete, no patch/put). But it does have 3 cyber security suites including one that wraps the runtime. It is not a public API.
I have 4 meetings a week.
Did I mention I work from home?