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Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid for (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's literally my dream job. I'd spend my day walking around carrying folders and looking extremely busy. Once a day I'd send a "per my last email" email just to make it look like I'm actively trying to get shit done.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it is pretty great!

I'm building software to bridge an in house legacy system and a CLI program. It has 1 partial restful API endpoint (no delete, no patch/put). But it does have 3 cyber security suites including one that wraps the runtime. It is not a public API.

I have 4 meetings a week.

Did I mention I work from home?