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Trump classifies “anti-capitalism” as a political pre-crime (jacobin.com)

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Donald Trump’s new security directive labels anti-capitalist beliefs as a predictor of political violence. The irony: left-wing structural analysis actually pushes people away from lone-wolf attacks and toward mass organizing for change.

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every day I hope he gets Julius Caesar'd. Every day... disappointment.

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 2 points 30 minutes ago

I don't. I hope he has a stroke big enough to trap him in his body but not so big that he isn't aware. Bastard deserves to suffer.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hoping for natural causes, tbh. If he's actually killed I don't even want to think about how much insane wanton violence the hardcore MAGA wing will commit in response.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Loooooong bout with locked-in syndrome. 🤞🤞