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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why aren't you waiting for it to warm up, before you get in?

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 48 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly

I remember reading on Reddit or something ages ago there was someone who hated showers because they started cold

Mate, just wait?

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hell I run the hot tap as well just to speed things along, takes 5 seconds instead of 10.

I wish I had one of those recirculators for instant, but it'd probably destroy me in gas bills cause I have a tankless.

[–] titter@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

You can configure it to run on demand, hit a button and brush your teeth while it wastes zero water filling the hot line with hot

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

In my shower the water suddenly turns cold for like 10 seconds at a time. Feels like hours when you're used to the warm water.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Don't run your dishwasher while showering

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Or just shower in your dishwasher.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Will there be enough room for both me and the salmon?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

No, you microwave the salmon in wet paper towels at work.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Yeah my old apartment had one shared old ass boiler in the basement for the whole building, like 35 units.

I would have to wake up super early for my job, and in the spring/summer when the boiler wasn’t on to heat the radiators, I would often be the one to kick start it by turning my hot water on.

It would take like 10 minutes to heat up so I’d just run the shower on low pressure and get a few more minutes of sleep

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It’s the best time to take a poop.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Save that for gym showers.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I brush my teeth.

[–] festus@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

My shower head points at the door I need to open / close, so without some finangling if I'm outside it's off.