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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Hooooly shit, Charlie Kirk died!?

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn't even know he was sick

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yup, shot right through the neck while spewing racist bullshit at a university. As someone who campaigned for bringing back public executions, his wife and kids were there to witness, exactly how he wanted it.

Can you believe that the little shit was only in his early 30s? I thought he was at least a decade and a half older. Hate ages you more quickly.

[–] Libertus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope so, since they buried him.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Well... either way...