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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Worthless medal at this point.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything about Kirk's death is performative and self-serving. Even from his widow. And I hate saying that, but it's true.

All the way back to the first so-called "memorial" whose poster included 3-people, (Vance, Trump, and Kirk's widow) and literally no photo of Kirk himself...on a poster for HIS goddamn memorial. We all know that turned into nothing more than a MAGA rally, and from there nothing has changed.

don't hate saying that - it's so abundantly absurd, and deserves to be called out. The whole video Erika took is self-centered and just plain weird. I can't say it was a loveless marriage, but she certainly wasn't grieving his death.

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Welcome to America! Where a convicted felon, pedophile and reality tv “star” is president and we worship racist, bigoted podcasters.

Just so much winning!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

Anything to draw the attention away from the Epstein files.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 220 points 2 days ago (5 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst-Wessel-Lied

Horst Wessel was a Nazi street fighter of no great distinction. He died in a brawl with some other thugs his landlady had hired.

Because his death played into Party propaganda, he was posthumously raised to secular sainthood. The ballad of his death became a favorite Nazi marching song.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

He died in a brawl

Unless I'm misremembering something, he was shot in the face when he opened his apartment door.

late recall: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel Yeah, shot at his door.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He brawled with the shotgun shell, and lost.

So just like Carotid Artery Charlie, he lost the gun debate the hard way

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[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the Germans get wind of this, those plagiarism charges will most certainly nail them to the cross.

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[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (11 children)

While you’re drawing parallels, remind everyone how to stop Nazis.

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The brown shirt loser was overdue on his rent payment and the landlord asked some locals to help him/her out. Well, the locals were communist party members and they really took it out on him.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Communist... landlord enforcers? 🙃

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Are you suggesting that the Nazis’ characterisation of someone may have been exaggerated to serve their purposes?

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"But some of his comments on gun violence, LGBTQ issues, race and more often drew criticism from liberals and others."

So understated lol

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At this point the presidential medal of freedom is worth less then the paper crown you get at Burger King.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Arguably, you have more freedom at BK because you can have it your way.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Happy cake day!

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[–] rayyy@piefed.social 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The award has become less than meaningless after Lush Limbaugh's.

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just like being president.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Does the medal look like a target?

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago

He can wear it from his neck piercing.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

Ehh... worthless award anymore after he bastardized it already

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Assholes of the earth.

[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 days ago (4 children)

An extraordinary champion of gun rights

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He literally said that gun deaths are the price we have to pay for a free society.

I geuss the medal is for his contribution to that cause??

[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's sorta like a participation trophy, yeah

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I like both interpretations of posthumously in this sentence, but I like the other one better.

[–] Taco2112@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Donald J Trumph is the president of the USA

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago

A lot of medals and awards are going to have asterisks on certain entries in the lists after this.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Will they also introduce a song about him, like Horst Wessel got?

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She totally looks like she's in mourning with the couture black dress and $1,000+ hair cut.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

You could tell how sad she was on his podcast vowing to unleash a storm on the democrats or whatever bullshit she said. Genuinely brain dumped it.

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

The freedom to be an asshole, specifically.

[–] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He spreads those things around like syphilis, doesn’t he?

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