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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

or can be made to fit a purpose

A defenstration center for fascists?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Defenestration? In this economy? Windows are to expensive to waste on Fascists. Let's use something more environmentally and economically friendly and reusable.