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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

I bet the 16 will have TWO levers!

[-] ares35@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

ima gonna wait for the Gillette model.

[-] HenriHenr@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

*Only the pro version

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Well sure, but what kind of poverty-stricken commoner can't afford the pro version?

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