The Tim Cook goes...
"Good moOOorning!"
The Tim Cook goes...
"Good moOOorning!"
The Steve jobs goes "fuck the newton"
Ironically, the ARM chip in the iPhone only exists because Apple tried to make the Newton.
I bet the 16 will have TWO levers!
ima gonna wait for the Gillette model.
*Only the pro version
Well sure, but what kind of poverty-stricken commoner can't afford the pro version?
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I came pretty close to eating the onion on this one.
You really have to be a normie to buy an iPhone...
If by “normie” you mean “normal person” then sure, I guess…
Nah, you just have to want to treat your phone as an appliance rather than yet another computer to fuck around with.
…and it helps when the friends & family around you are normies overwhelmingly using Apple devices, lol.
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