Thank ya! I heavily appreciate the 0 minutes of maintenance I do on iOS. I’m not a fan of iTunes but fucking full-ass encrypted incremental backups whenever I’m home? That’s pretty awesome.

Oh it’s been five years and I finally would like a new one? Ooo backup restored it’s the SAME EXPERIENCE I had before.

Never deleted a text since 2013? That’s fine, iOS doesn’t give a fuck.

20k pics and videos? Sounds good to me! I’ll run like normal.

Phone five years old? Guess I’ll run as fast as many new phones, oh and you’re up to date on security updates.

They ARE spendy phones, but they’re also insanely high end and last soooo long. Then the whole privacy thing.

I had the first Android phone, the G1. Then I got the G2. Then after playing with my partner’s iPhone for ten minutes after they got it, realizing the on-screen keyboard actually WORKED, and just how smooth everything was… made the switch the next day. Never going back (also can’t, if I don’t use google stuff anymore)