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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Mutual Savings Account

[-] teft@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

The way to her heart is financial stability.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

His cock reaches all the way to the bank?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Same thing to some women.

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