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[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

We don't have them in Australia that I'm aware of, but they do sound atrocious. What happened to that land of the free?

[-] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

My HOA only has rules for weeds and not blocking sidewalks with cars. I thought I was going to hate it, but honestly it keeps things nice. In my last neighborhood so many assholes would have boats and RVs literally parked on the sidewalk.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

There are typically city ordinances that cover blocking the sidewalk / abandoning vehicles.

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unenforced City ordinances in my experience. That being said I've never had a HOA so I can't speak to their efficacy.

I'd imagine it's hand in hand with NIMBY's which can just fuck right the hell off.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Wait till leadership changes hands.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not blocking sidewalks with cars? It's just illegal here.

And weeds kinda too, but only Sosnovsky Hogweed is enforced.

My dad lived in a great one. Had a community pool, event center, tennis court, and a well maintained park/playground.

The only time my parents heard from the HOA was when they put a bench in the front yard, but that was just a letter saying, "Hey, the bench is cool, but please let us know beforehand next time."

They're basically just groups that are supposed to help prevent one person tanking everyone's property value by letting their home go to shit.

The problem is that typically the only people who get involved in them are retired busy bodies who want to assert what little power they have. Good ones too exist, though.

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah. The idea of what is bad for properties values is extremely subjective and some people take it to such extremes as to not let there ever be something they don't like.

Eg, houses can only be painted a very select few shades. Lawns have to be trimmed short and even a short vacation could get you a fine. Cars can't be parked on driveways overnight. You must have at least 3 flower beds of a minimum size. Trash bins can only be brought out in the morning and not the night before. Etc etc. Anything you can imagine a cranky neighborhood complaining about, some HOA probably has a rule for.

There's lots of common sense rules you could have. It's easy to picture a stereotypical crack den that you wouldn't want in your neighbourhood. But there's also a lot of people whose idea of a good neighborhood is cookie cutter white suburbia with no personality. If you try to have anything else, they'll fine you. If you try and fight the fines, you risk losing your house cause you can bet they'll try to make you pay any legal fees and they can probably get a lien on your house.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

We have these things called laws which do that

If a law isn't enforced, then it's not illegal. Most cities don't have the budget to hire enough people to enforce the municipal code, which is where HOAs step in.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

It works fine where I live. There's just a number you can call to report violations.

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

...groups that are supposed to help prevent one person tanking everyone’s property value by...

By being black. Or otherwise a minority.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

We do have them in the Czech Republic but only in blocks of flats, not neighborhoods.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm not from CR, but I think you thought about wrong type of HOA. Closest thing to american HOAs in Europe I think Gardening Association or something like this. Google translate says it's Zahradní Komunita, yandex says Zahradní Kamarádství.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I speak English perfectly, no need for terrible translators (Yandex literally wrote “Garden Friendship” – the correct one is zahrádkářský spolek, DeepL is pretty close).

I think we used to have these “gardeners’ clubs”, the writer Bohumil Hrabal (look up some Menzel films based on his books) referenced his, called Zahrádkáři Kersku (Gardeners of Kersko) in Slavnosti sněženek. However, it was voluntary and more of a cooperation club where members shared produce, seeds and experience, rather than having to follow aesthetic rules (besides peer pressure). I don't think we have those anymore, the culture is way more individualistic; also, Kersko is a village of recreational homes. We don't really have suburbs: single family homes have fences around their gardens and nobody cares what you have behind one.

On the other hand, most blocks of flats have a bytové družstvo (Flat Collective) with mandatory membership. These are quite strict, usually run by old women that have lived there for decades and they operate like HOAs: they dictate where you can park your car or bike and what you can hang on your door, you must go through them to change a doorbell nameplate, they facilitate repairs of shared equipment, collect fees if you rent the flat to someome else etc.

[-] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yandex literally wrote “Garden Friendship"

Kek. Yandex was shitty, yandex keeps being shitty.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They’re basically stratas and body corporations in Australia, except the laws basically make them not as powerful as HOAs

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Turns out the rights of private property supersede the quaint concept of "freedom".

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