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Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we're doing it wrong.

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[-] Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Sitting is 10 times better. Easier to pee, no need to aim, no splash so you don't fuck up the bathroom. But I'd use a urinal over any toilet when I'm outside because 1) it's faster 2) I don't want to sit down on a common toilet).

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

What do you mean no need to aim? I hope you're not just letting your dick rub against the toilet bowl while you pee.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

hanging down all the way into the water, probably.

[-] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago
[-] e_t_@kbin.pithyphrase.net 1 points 1 year ago

C-Captain, no splash!

Not a sound!

Not a bloomin' ripple!

“When I shit my dick touch da water”

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The evacuation displaced just enough water to give it a wet kiss

Poseidon’s Kiss

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 year ago

American toilets are just weird. Why do they need to evacuate into an overful lake like that? Always seems so wasteful, putting 50 litres of water into each flush too.

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

The oval shape is so a penis doesn't touch the seat/bowl when you sit.
On round toilets, someone with a penis might need to touch the seat with their hands the whole time they are seated.

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

They're oval here too, but don't require all that extra water, a lake in every flush. I think you mistead overfull? And I had never seen a real plunger in Australia, we don't ever need them. Our toilets just work.

[-] heckypecky@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

American toilets use a different mechanism, a siphon sucks the water out while in Europe we just dump water into it and hope it flushes. Water usage is the same as far as I know.

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

Water usage per flush here in Australia is significantly lower. And yet the system is cleaner and more reliable. I had never even seen a plunger until my first US visit; We don't need them here because our toilets work, unlike the huge American toilets which clog and require too much water.

[-] Followupquestion@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Australia, IIRC, standardized on larger drain pipe sizes, so of course your toilets don’t clog. For some reason only some commercial buildings use the larger standard here. As for water usage, my toilet uses 1.3 gallons per flush, and they sell more expensive toilets that use much less but have a stronger pressure system. If/when this toilet breaks I’ll be getting one of those most likely.

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