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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

you know, I always wondered how he impaled people. Like was it belly to back? seems simple and just lots of stabbing. Was it like butt to head? That would be pretty horrifying because you gotta get through bones and organs and breathing Was it limbs? Be a pretty slow death.

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Afaik ass to mouth

[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ass up was common, but also impaling through turbans for even great disrespect.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok, so image a spit roast, except the shaft is a wooden rod the thickness of your forearm and the meat is you. The shaft is forced into the meat, starting at the ass, and carefully inserted as to not damage its surroundings until it comes out the other end, this being your mouth, and then the shaft is firmly placed in the ground so that you are now an example of what not to do. Also, it is said that vlad was so good at impairing people that they would still be alive after the shaft went all the way through, leaving them in pain as they slowly die from either organ failure, internal bleeding, or thirst and/or starvation.

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