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[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 months ago

New electronics smell so good though. I'm OK to lose a couple hours of my life expectancy to enjoy that, in moderation.

[-] fuckstick@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Right? Skip the kidney failure and go right to the front of the line

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