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[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Snow ≠ Christmas

It was only wintery because of the witch. If anything, it's Easter themed, since it's literally a crucifixion allegory.

Edit: I'm a big dumb wrong person.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago

Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I remember that was in the movie too!

I need to rewatch those

[-] Blakerboy777@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it's always winter and never Christmas.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

So with Santa's help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you're not convincing me that Narnia isn't a Christmas movie

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:

He (Santa) arms the children.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

What’s your case for Home Alone then?

That’s a Christmas movie to the core.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 0 points 11 months ago

Because its an article specifically meant to infuriate people who get into these kinds of discussions.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

God forbid we talk about articles on Lemmy!

[-] Zorque@kbin.social -2 points 11 months ago

... I thought that's what we were doing.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 11 months ago

Wait is anyone debating this?!

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