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[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 50 points 10 months ago

You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

The rectum can stretch a lot. So, yes, that can fit in a butthole.

And you can boil them if you wanna reuse them, they're usually just silicon, doesn't melt at 100C.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I've never forgotten it, but I've also never worked up the nerve to find out if that's true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Don't look for it, I can tell you that, in theory, yes it can (and I really do mean theory, I haven't googled for something like that as well 😂).

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I've never forgotten it, but I've also never worked up the nerve to find out if that's true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I’ve been on the internet since 1995. I know what can fit up there with the average human. But yeah, I don’t think that’s the one you start with.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Glass jar man is forever etched into memory

[-] v81@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Do not search for this.

Glass is glass, and glass breaks.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You can search for an explanation of it but I'd never recommend actually watching the thing.

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