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You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use
Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.
Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there
The rectum can stretch a lot. So, yes, that can fit in a butthole.
And you can boil them if you wanna reuse them, they're usually just silicon, doesn't melt at 100C.
When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I've never forgotten it, but I've also never worked up the nerve to find out if that's true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (・_・;)
Don't look for it, I can tell you that, in theory, yes it can (and I really do mean theory, I haven't googled for something like that as well 😂).
When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I've never forgotten it, but I've also never worked up the nerve to find out if that's true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (・_・;)
I’ve been on the internet since 1995. I know what can fit up there with the average human. But yeah, I don’t think that’s the one you start with.
No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.
Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.
Really? I'm a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳
There are many videos of people fitting way more than that. They're not hard to find.
😗🫥🫥🫥
I can send some videos if you like😅
Well that's just selfish. They should learn to share
What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?
yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole
Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.
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Are you supposed to put all the beads in your butthole and pull them out fast? Or do you put one in and let the others dangle?
Like you are starting a lawnmower
I've seen them do that in porn. But you have to be already extremely relaxed for that.
Yes, and well lubed.
Enema not included in tutorial 😂.
I mean yeah, naturally. And with a good lube too. But people that do this are the ones already prepared for fisting or harder.
Footing 🤔? I've seen that, but, come on, that's just... not right IMO... it's at that point I'm like "OK, enough pr0n for today" 😂.
Obviously you do as you like but a common way is to put then in as far as you like / as it's comfortable and pull them out slowly.
Rip start.
Let'er rip.
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My dumbass me first tought this was some kind of gym aparatus.
Yeah it's for the private gym
it's a training of sorts.
same
Reminds me of years ago of a team I played on. They turned out to be some collection type guys. Didn't realize at first. They were petty good to me and they were the first team I joined as I was pretty young then.
In the locker room before one of the games as we are getting ready, one of the guys pulls out of his hockey bag his lady's double dong and starts tossing it around the room like a hot potato. I'm not sure I want to know why it was in his hockey bag as those things can get pretty gross as it is.
I'll never forget that episode. It was never on the list of first ways to see as double dong in real life.
One of the things that stays burned in you forever...
I'm dissapointed by the lack of commitment, it seems the owner never made it past the second smallest one 🤣
That one definitely was the favorite
"The Goldilocks" effect. "This one is just right"
It is why they had to move...
They look like dog toys. Yeah, they're definitely dog toys
A new version of a Kong Connect?
Peanut butter ready!
O its connects allright XD
Second one from the right looks a little worn.
It's the favorite
Surely not...
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