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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 178 points 10 months ago

What does he smell like?

Depends.

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/767fbb57-8cf1-4640-b7b6-b35669194f5b.jpeg

I'm guessing that's the joke?

[+] themeatbridge@lemmy.world -13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Indeed, although it seems like a cheap shot to mock his medical problems. Father Time is a sonofbitch, and he's coming for all of us.

Edit: Lol at the downvotes, it was me taking the cheap shot in the first place. I'm allowed to say I'm taking a cheap shot.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 31 points 10 months ago

He's the king of cheap shots and categorically refuses to admit he's ever done anything wrong or failed at anything. Plus he's a fascist.

He's fair game for even the cheapest of shots.

[-] FrederikNJS@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

This seemed like the perfect opportunity to ask ChatGPT to write a Trump speech about being the best at making cheap shots. So here you go, straight copy paste from ChatGPT:

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can make cheap shots like I can. It's tremendous, folks. People come up to me all the time and say, "Donald, how do you do it?" Well, it's a talent, it really is. I've got the best cheap shots, believe me. Other people try, but they can't even come close. I've been doing this for a long time, and nobody does it better than me. So, when it comes to making cheap shots, I'm the absolute best. Thank you, thank you very much.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 months ago

Always eerie how the llm outputs are literally indistinguishable from his usual rambling!

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