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[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ofc this is a dumb take, because it's absolute and those are mostly dumb. But I'll admit that hardcore anime fans are weirdos.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not to mention "death to weebs" is just an abhorrent take in the first place.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Perhaps life imprisonment

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

A hardcore fan of anything is going to be a little weird. If they're not weird, they're not hardcore.