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submitted 2 years ago by Dehydrated@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They're not wrong. I put bacon in the microwave and haven't gotten sick from it. Usually I just sicken those around me.

[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I got sickened reading this.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Microwave bacon is acceptable, but not ideal.

[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

NOT IN THE MICROWAVE

(I'm guessing this was a joke lol)

E: actually now that I think about it you're not wrong lmao

[–] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

And you can throw your phone in there to recharge it, too!

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

That sounds like a great way to make crinkly bacon

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

You're sickening me all the way over here.